{"type":"standard","title":"Albie (TV series)","displaytitle":"Albie (TV series)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4712348","titles":{"canonical":"Albie_(TV_series)","normalized":"Albie (TV series)","display":"Albie (TV series)"},"pageid":1076148,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/18/Albie_Logo.png/330px-Albie_Logo.png","width":320,"height":180},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/18/Albie_Logo.png","width":640,"height":360},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1276774662","tid":"78b32c2b-efb2-11ef-979c-d0ab3820bece","timestamp":"2025-02-20T17:45:28Z","description":"Children's animated television series","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albie_(TV_series)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albie_(TV_series)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albie_(TV_series)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Albie_(TV_series)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albie_(TV_series)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Albie_(TV_series)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albie_(TV_series)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Albie_(TV_series)"}},"extract":"Albie is a British animated series about a five-year-old boy with a wild, distorted imagination. Unfortunately, this gets him into trouble with his friends, family and his neighbour, the grouchy Mr. Kidhater-Cox. Albie was created by award-winning children's author Andy Cutbill and was based on his own childhood. Andy also helped develop Rupert Bear, Follow the Magic... for Channel 5. These series can be often seen repeated on the ITV children's digital channel, CITV.","extract_html":"
Albie is a British animated series about a five-year-old boy with a wild, distorted imagination. Unfortunately, this gets him into trouble with his friends, family and his neighbour, the grouchy Mr. Kidhater-Cox. Albie was created by award-winning children's author Andy Cutbill and was based on his own childhood. Andy also helped develop Rupert Bear, Follow the Magic... for Channel 5. These series can be often seen repeated on the ITV children's digital channel, CITV.
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