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The Queen's Fountain is a fountain located in the Cosme Velho neighborhood, in the South Zone of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. It is situated on Cosme Velho Street, near the Cosme Velho Station of the Corcovado Train.
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Gaayam is a 1993 Indian Telugu-language political crime thriller film, based on the 1980s Vijayawada Gang Warfare. Directed by Ram Gopal Varma, and story co-written by himself and Mani Ratnam, it stars Jagapathi Babu, Revathi, Urmila Matondkar and music composed by Sri. Upon its release, the film became commercially successful at box-office and won six state Nandi Awards in 1993. The film was dubbed and released in Tamil as Desam.
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